The Dog Gets All My Good Stuff...

... last week I decided i was going to make a few changes.  Lifestyle changes, healthy eating changes... mind you, I didn't really let the Wiz in on this... it just happened.....

I'm off the 1/2& 1/2, cutting back on dinner portions... you know the routine.

It wasn't till this morning, and the Wiz was looking for cream for his coffee...

Me: Oh - sorry, we are off the 1/2 and 1/2 - i gave the last of it to the dog the other day so I wouldn't be tempted.  Juice of the Devil.

Him: Oh - all the good stuff goes to the dog. Everything i want gets handed to the dog.. what happened to the left over chicken....?

Me: Oh. Sorry.



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