I just about spat on the screen, reading this one.
If you appreciate uncontrollable loss of body fluids, you will appreciate dooce.

Jon stubbed his toe on the plate that night as we were getting ready for bed, and when he asked why there was a dinner plate on the floor in our bedroom I said, “YOU try licking hardened melted cheese off a surface without using your hands and see which room you end up in.”

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