jules.ca

telecom, technology and the occasional floobergeist

I’ve got an abundance of bits and pieces of canadian telecom and internet experience, and I am thrilled to be in a place in time when all is changing, technology is developing, and the status quo is being disrupted. 

Floobergeist is a word that is beginning to defy definition.  The more I roll that smooth pebble around, the more it becomes to mean. Floobergeist started out as the magic dust that turns dreams into ideas.  And then it began to encompass the zing that happens when you have conversations about those ideas. And now, it’s the whole evolution from dream to conversation, with each step improving the later and the former along the way.

Everyone aspires to good conversations. They can lead you to adventures you’ve never imagined, and to people you can twig with.

Let’s have a good conversation…

welcome.

Telecom 2.0 - Changing the Rules

As the global telecom players gear up to decide their collective futures, it's interesting to pay attention to what is being said about the evolution of telecom and communications services, from a traditionalist perspective.

Organizations such as Telco 2.0 are well ahead of the curve in having conversations about evolution and changing the rules of the industry.

After just returning from a fiercely challenging sales conference with TELUS, my mind is just now considering the possibilities.  Changing the rules, changing the game, changing the industry.  Those organizations who aren't actively involved in changing the rules will be left with trying to fit their existing infrastructure into a new world order. That dauting task will change the playing field entirely.

The world has become flat again, thanks in part to the virtual service providers, the Web2.0 invasion, and the rise in anywhere, anytime, any device connectivity. Those companies who have the advantage are no longer the traditional telco incumbents.  Be quick, and nimble and creative. Be part of shaping the future, passivity will get you left in the dust.


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Shame on You: The Blogoshpere Gets Nasty on Scoble

The sweet baby jesus is crying.
Good lord, the blogosphere is reacting like a woman scorned with the announcement of Robert Scoble’s speaking engagement with PayPerPost.
It’s not the end of the world folks, it’s a smart guy doing a speaking engagement. A speaking engagement with an organization who is going to likely change the rules of how blogging and advertising work together.

I’m not a huge fan of PayPerPost, but you have to give them credit.  They have completely changed the rules, changed the way we think about advertising, and are playing by a different game.  Changes make people jumpy.  Rule changes can freak out the best of us, case in point: the NHL rule changes.  I’m not saying that PayPerPost is recreating the playing field of the blogosphere, but they are certainly involved in the conversation.

That being said, why wouldn’t anyone who’s interested in changing the rules or changing the game also be interested in the conversation?  I have a feeling that Robert Scoble is very much interested in the conversation, not to metion the game.

Shouldn’t we all be? The uproar and “holier than thou” attitude of some of the A-Listers is a little fickle, considering that they are supposed to be the grandest supporters of conversations.

Good luck Robert, have a fantastic conversation. And don’t forget to change a few rules!

“PayPerSpeech” disclosure « Scobleizer - Tech Geek Blogger

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I'm a BC Virgin

British Columbia, you nerd.
But as of 1:35 PST, I will be in the land of milk and honey and people who are afraid of yoga.  I can’t hardly wait!  Vancouver, here I come.

The only painful part will be the 5 hours of flight time. You see, I’m a wiggler, a leg shifter, another leg shifter and a stretcher.  I’ve got snacks and bevvies and games and books and movies.

I’m still going to be shifty and bored before I even get out of Ontario.
Why Vancouver, you ask?
It’s the TELUS 2007 Sales Kickoff.
I figure that if I don’t end up on YouTube, the week will be considered a success.


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I Called Them Hummingbirds

While south of the borders, relaxing for a few days, I had a chance to really slow down time, and enjoy the surroundings; if 72 hours counts as relaxing. :-)
At the resort we happened to be at, the Fiesta Americana Condesa
there seemed to be hundreds of different employees, zooming and zipping, taking care of the property, the guests and the services. Instead of 3 bartenders, there would be three times that many, flitting around, changing ashtrays, bringing napkins, spiriting empty glasses away. Something on the ground? An outside worker would zip in, remove the offending trash and zip out again. grass cutters, pool skimmers, sweepers, washers, people with carts and cloths and rakes. It was a veritable beehive of activity from before 6am until after 9 pm.

And so we wondered, the wiz and I - is there so many people, with so many inconsequential tasks because the labour is so very cheap? Is it because an individual's productivity is low, and by extension, they can only be counted on to do one thing, and one thing only? There were so very many workers, and they were so darting and zipping, I crowned them the Hummingbirds of the resort.

After our room was broken into, I realized the gravity of having so many different employees working in one place.  So many hummingbirds were flitting around every day, each time i left the room, or used the balcony, or walked from the balcony to the beach and back. So many eyes, so many conections. Perhaps the hummingbirds had us staked out. It's likely. It's unfortunate.


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What happens in Cancun....

.... doesn't necessarily need to stay in Cancun.  It was an outstanding trip. 4 days, all the sun you can take, and all the marguerittas one can sip.  Mango marguerittas are perhaps a better invention than sliced bread. Dangerous.

I met the Wiz on wednesday; he had gone done early for an AT&T conference, and by Wednesday, it was just rapping up.  Thursday was blissfully uneventful, nothing more strenuous than the ocean, the beach and the swim-up bar at the pool. :-) The resort was beautiful.  Simply stunning. The Fiesta Americana Condesa.

Tourist days happened on Friday and Saturday, where we played around in the ocean snorkeling, visited aquariums and shopped. Curiously enough, Cancun is EXPENSIVE. No fooling. Pesos are easy to come by, and EASY to spend. The economic basis of Cancun's existence is tourists willing to part with their dollars to buy memories. The economic imbalance between the tourists and the inhabitants is significant, and it's hard to block that imbalance when the cost of the drink you are sipping is equal the the daily wage of the person serving it to you. I'm not sure how many other vacationers are challenged with this ethical dilemma, but we were.


Saturday night, our last night in Mexico, and we didn't want to do anything too silly - a dinner on the water, a few gentle beverages; we were pleased to return to the resort - only to discover our room had been broken into. We lost both cameras, a Rogers Blackberry and a few Canadian dollars. The kicker was the loss of the almost full memory cards in the cameras. Damn. That hurt the most.

Funnily enough, my TELUS Blackberry remained behind in the carnage. Even Mexicans realize that my stupid Suretype keyboard is crap. :-)
The concierge from the hotel was outstanding, and took charge - taking us to the Policia, doing the translating and making sure that all the documentation was completed and signed off. Insurance, thank god. Despite the loss of the excessive number of photograps, it was a fantastic trip. Just what we needed for a few days. The coming days, weeks and months are going to make us thankful that we were able to get away, if only for a moment.


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Winter Ice and Snow - Ontario Gets Come Uppance

Imagine - the winter wonderland.  Not good timing. But of  course, bad weather rarely comes at a good time.All of Ontario is being hit by ice, show, sleet and rain. I am stranded in London.  The freezing rain has rendered most of the major highways as accident magnets. Our collective giggling over seasonal temperatures - we might have well said "Shutout" in the 3rd period.

Somehow, I've got to get back to Toronto in the next 24 hours in one piece. Thank Nissan for 4 wheel drive.


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Common Sense - Not So Common in BC Anymore

From The Zero Boss

B.C. school yoga classes slammed
Yes - Really.  The province notoriously know for new age, granola munching, and the ever popular tree hugging has now gotten some bad mojo from a few insane Christians. Sad but true. It’s the uneducated ones that may be the worst. I have a feeling that the Devil is having alot more fun stirring up the dust in Afghanistan than using Yoga to trick kids to “let them into their souls”.
Some of the quotes provided in the CBC report sound so very backwoodsy and (Religious-Right American, sorry about that) that it makes me shudder that Canadian can appear so creepy as well.
Where are the hungry lions when you need them?
Yeow.





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Building A New Year's Theme

I took a few minutes off work tonight (yes, working at night - that's another story) and stopped by Back in Skinny Jeans where there was an outstanding post that resonated deep within me - likely in the sub-cockles of the heart - about having a New Year's Theme, instead of the oft-abandonned New Year's Resolutions.

What a stunning idea. I'm thinking of themes that can rap up these initiatives:
  • personal growth and a deeper self awareness of who i am and where i want to be
  • reconnecting with friends and family
  • improved ability to be *tough*
  • improved health
  • de-stressing
  • balancing work and life
  • developing more photographic skill
  • developing more patience
  • building and encouraging creativity
Now - I need to come up with an over-arching theme that can encompass all these pieces....

I toy with the idea of "decluttering".. but that's seeming fairly static. Authenticity and Vibrancy are suggestions of Skinny Jeans, and they feel close, but not exact either. I would imagine that deciding on a theme for a year is something that one may not be able to nail down in one blog post.
Suggestions welcome :-)

Thanks Skinny Jeans!


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The Sickness of 2007

I'm not the only one - 9 days into the new year - and 9 days of only operating at half value. First the flu, the dreaded flu - you know what I mean. And everyone who's anyone got it over the holidays. And now, it's mutated into a painful cold. The kind that makes you want to overmedicate yourself every night, only to wake with a cough syrup hang over in the morning.

I've got 6 days till mexico.13 days till London. 21 days till Vancouver. I need to be healthy. Damn. The telecom world rests for no one.


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On the Trail of the PufferFish - or How to Spend $500 Quickly


PufferFish
Originally uploaded by sinned4ohio.

It’s hard to find a good pufferfish. Thanks to sinned4ohio for capturing this perfect wee devil.
There’s something mildly human about his face, and the interest in his eyes suggest some level of floobergeist.

I am so close to wanting to get one. I can almost feel him.

Starting to feel the same about the Blackberry Crimson, since the wiz has been stalking the illusive Indigo since before Christmas.  I have him convinced that the Suretype keyboard is for sh&t. :-) And it is.  

Im also feeling a wee bit woozy about the Canon SD700. 

I’ve got a cash christmas pressie burning a hole in the proverbial wallet. Can’t decide what angle I want to pursue. No Adrien, it’s not going to be a Mac. A fish? A berry? A camera?

What sort of interesting thing would you pick up if you had $500 (and no - you can’t pay off a bill with it). 



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Signs of the Times - Locusts Next

Ice Shelf larger than 11,000 football fields breaks free of Artic Circle
Cloned Meat for Human Consumption Needs No Labels
193 Killed in Indonesian floods

3 significant stories.
1 day.
How are we ever going to keep up, and change before it’s too late?
Methinks I need to watch some lighter entertainment for the next while, else this blog becomes something a little too serious.
I need to get back to basics. Where did that Pirates of the Carribean DVD go?



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PayPerPost Acquires Performancing... Gulp


Man, i love Performancing. Now it's going to feel funny. Funny strange, not funny haha.

PayPerPost just announced today that it's bought up Performancing. Just another angle to increase respectability? Despite the disclosure requirements, and the legal implications now of *not* disclosing, it's still hotly debated as to the value of pay-per-post.
I use performancing for editing, as well as to see what different traffic stats are registering for this blog. I wonder if this announcement will affect the other folks who have been using performancing?
Man.


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Changing the World, One DVD at a Time

The Wiz got me 2 very outstanding DVDs this Christmas - The Corporation and An Inconvenient Truth.


The Corporation was by far the most revealing movie I’d seen since Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11.  Even Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room pales in comparison of what terrible repercussions corporate cultures can inflict on society. The fact that coporations have enough muscle to push around government and media; to impact laws that protect society, with their only interest being profit, is terrifying.  Likely I’ve been too much of an optimistic twit to not catch onto this earlier.  And now that I’ve seen, I’m curious, and more than a little pissed off.

The idea of the corporation as a psychopathic person, with no accountability is almost beyond comprehension.  We spent the better part of 3 hours wondering what we didn’t know about the companies we bought things from, and if they were *good* or *bad*. Now we’ve got a bit of homework to check into:

Monsanto, Gap, LLBean. Eddie Bauer, Loblaws, Nestle, etc….. It may come down to making some serious choices about what we buy and who we buy it from. It could also come down to who you work for.

What sort of corporation do you work for, are they sustainable, do they have ethics, morals and good government? TELUS is pretty serious about community, the environment and ensuring that it’s sustainable and non-invasive.  AT&T? Well… you know.

An Inconvenient Truth was a continuation to the themes already being illustrated in The Corporation, and made us both talk to our families about what is going to happen to the world in the next 20 years, if global exploitation remained unchecked.

It all comes down to global responsibility. Corporate and citizen responsibility. Government responsibility. Your responsibility.


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Christmas Relief - 362 Days

For another 362 days, we are spared from the excess, from the over indulgence, from the consumerism and the commercialism.
Spared from children who turn into christmas monsters for 72 hours. Fighting for that last present under the tree.
Spared from cartons and cartons of ripped papers, torn boxes and wrinkled tissue.

Next year, I vow to make a difference.
Next year, I vow to make it different.

Canadian Shoppers - We are Small but Mighty B!tchy

As I wrap the last of the pressies, I have a smug smile and a feeling of relief.  Again, for the 3rd year, I’ve been able to avoid shopping, and still managed to get presents and gifts bought for everyone on my list. In fact, this year I bought more than i budgeted for, and loved it all.


I’m the kind of girl who adores shopping, and abhors malls, people, parking and crowds. It’s all on-line baby, it’s all on-line.  I’m on a first name basis with my UPS dude, and the Canada post dolly.

Mark Evans talks about the canadian e-commerce chicken and egg scenario, and says that Canadians are browsers, and it’s impacting the Canadian ecommerce industry.  No retail store wants to set up an e-commerce site, because they are worried that no one will visit and buy. Canadians don’t really buy because there are no good canadian e-commerce sites. And it’s not been until recently that it’s become easier to buy from the US. Borderfree helps, but I want to see Borderfree help Canadian consumers buy stuff in the states (from sites who won’t ship to Canada), not just American retailers wanting to ship stuff to Canadians.

Hey Canadian Retailers, Guess What? I managed to buy only half of what I wanted from Canada. The rest came from the US.  Finally US e-tailers are figuring out how to ship to Canada on the cheap. They are eating your Canadian lunch, and if you dn’t get your Canadian shit together, the US e-tailers are going to be eating your dinner as well. How much do you think an average Canadian Family spends at Christmas, all told? I’d say between $2000 and $5000. Aren’t you sad that most of my spend went to the US?

The average Canadian spends about $900 on Christmas presents each year, or roughly $30-billion altogether: more than annual sales of tobacco, alcohol and lottery tickets, combined.

Where did I buy good stuff?
Canadian retailers who really need to get their e-commerce shit together (and don’t deserve my link):
  1. Canadian Tire - don’t be an ass and tell me there are only certain things I can buy online.
  2. LaSenza - you can do better - especially with the LaSenza Girl Site
  3. Le Chateau - you simply suck. Thanks for a *window* into what you have in your stores, so I can look before I leave the house.
  4. Pier 1 - yes Pier 1, there really is a Canada.
  5. Urban Barn - your stores are nifty, you are an outstanding competitive force for Pier 1 and The Pottery Barn.  Best of all, you are Canadian. Get your ecommerce mojo together! You aren’t so good that I *HAVE* to shop live in your store.


I don’t particularly care if you’ve been naughty or nice, just have a reasonable on-line shopping cart, ship to Canada and Santa Jules will make sure you get something good in your stocking.

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Still Life with Goalie...

It's 8:20 am, and I'm awoken to a plea, "promise you won't be mad"? I roll over, realizing it's 8:20.

Sure, I promise.

All my hockey gear is downstairs.

So? it's usually downstairs. At the front door. I trip over it, I'm used to it.

No....it's downstairs, and all spread out, trying to dry.

Oh. That's different. That means that the smell of hockey equipment has had all night to invade the the house. That's just not right. That equipment does *not* smell like daisies. Not at all. My Christmas tree smell doesn't stand a chance against hockey equipment. Goalie equipment is the worst.

Assmonkey.


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Tree Sheds Faster than Golden Retriever in Nevada...

And the stockings are hung by the gas fireplace with care.

So much to buy still, and so little time. What with work tid bits and cleaning the house and figuring out christmas eve nibblies and boxing day nibblies and wrapping every present under the sun. It’s beginning to feel alot like christmas.

If only the tree manages to hold its remaining needles for another 5 days, we are golden.  Now, if the dog even *looks* at the tree, the tree sheds a few more. It may be easier to rake than vacuum. Mmmm, nothing says christmas like a good old fashioned needle rake-up.
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To be wrapped:

  1. One Calgary flames Jersey
  2. 2 TELUS Balls
  3. 3 TELUS Flamingoes
  4. 4 Blocks of Floam
(i get points for *attempting* to twist this post into a 12 days of christmas them, but really, who needs *5* of ANYTHING?

;-)
No, this is not my tree. It’s Timmy and Georgie’s masterpiece. It looks amazing. And I checked, it’s got all its needles.



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